– Tja, Trump, det är Qatar. Du vet. Vi med superlyxplanet du snart ska få! Snackade precis med Iran, och de vill inte ha nåt krig, men de säger att de måste slå tebaks, annars ser de klena ut.
– Om de slår tebaks måste jag slå tebaks.
– Men om de bara slår lite grann då?
– Då ska det vara väldigt lite.
– Säg att de skickar lite missiler till din militärbas hos oss, men talar om för oss i förväg, så vi kan skjuta ner dem?
– Det funkar.
– Ok, säger det till dem, och då blir de glada, för då kan de rädda fejset inför sitt folk som kommer att tro att de faktiskt menade allvar och bara vi vet att det aldrig var någon fara!
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📢 ”Iran has officially responded to our Obliteration of their Nuclear Facilities with a very weak response, which we expected, and have very effectively countered. There have been 14 missiles fired — 13 were knocked down, and 1 was “set free,” because it was headed in a nonthreatening direction. I am pleased to report that NO Americans were harmed, and hardly any damage was done. Most importantly, they’ve gotten it all out of their “system,” and there will, hopefully, be no further HATE. I want to thank Iran for giving us early notice, which made it possible for no lives to be lost, and nobody to be injured. Perhaps Iran can now proceed to Peace and Harmony in the Region, and I will enthusiastically encourage Israel to do the same. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”




